Wasp sting (common sense prevails)

Two wasp nests were found dangling precariously from a tree branch, waiting for Mr gravity to pull them down. From afar, it looked like the nests were as calm as Daim's face but the buzzing inside never failed to stop. I immediately called the fire and rescue department and before the night shifted to morning, the nests were already history. Two brave firemen managed to 'subdue' the sim card sized monsters. What i'm trying to convey here is about the inability of  a few men who have proudly accepted the self-appointed positions, 'welfare department'/ security department/ fund collection department...you name it, they have it all. I mean, these guys are a bunch of hilarous freak show wannabes. I did not go through them and still managed to call the F&R. They are everywhere but always in that same old group of cronies.Talking and talking and the only action is from the movement of their tobacco stained lips. And the service I know they're offering is only the 'lip service'.